oh no megan!

wtf

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:23:06 +0100

wtf

Hi, blurry face

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:58:34 +0100

Hi, blurry face

My sixteen year old sister is now a licensed driver

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:26:33 +0100

Terrifying. Be careful, please please please.

This is atypical for Berlin craigslist. Normally people are just...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:10:00 +0100

This is atypical for Berlin craigslist. Normally people are just looking for stolen bikes.

Seriously, if someone wants to send me some light elements purchased for less than what I spend weekly on food, then I'd totally return the favor with some Berlin goodies

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:08:10 +0100

T-shirts or chocolate or a whole bunch of labello or something fucking awesome.

Please don’t make me beg.

My hair has never been this soft ever, and I have incredibly...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:02:34 +0100

My hair has never been this soft ever, and I have incredibly soft hair. You guys in the States totally win - it’s $24 there, and €33 here. Fuck you.

I don't know where my glasses are?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:00:40 +0100

But I do know there is Bailey’s in my coffee.

Right on, Thursday morning.

It’s fucking snowing again.

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:27:36 +0100

It’s fucking snowing again.

I didn't realize Secret Diary Of A Call Girl had started season three

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:52:05 +0100

jesuismilena:

appropriation:

Currently downloading for enjoyment at the laundry salon

WHERE ARE YOU DOWNLOADING THIS FROM?! I’ve been wanting to watch them!

http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/349.html

I didn't realize Secret Diary Of A Call Girl had started season three

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:19:27 +0100

Currently downloading for enjoyment at the laundry salon

I really love the top of my driver’s license. It is so so...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:30:00 +0100

I really love the top of my driver’s license. It is so so my childhood.

Why are you scaling up the escalator in flannel pajama pants?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:27:26 +0100

Why?

I have a ton of shit to do, and I'm watching last night's episode of 16 and Pregnant.

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:51:57 +0100

jesuismilena:

Oh yeah, I went there.

MTV finally went and blocked Europe from being able to stream episodes. I’m fucking bummed.

Go buy some Aveda Comforting Tea immediately. It contains...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:18:03 +0100

Go buy some Aveda Comforting Tea immediately. It contains peppermint, licorice and sweet fennel and is one of the most incredible teas I have ever touched. Something in it (the sweet fennel, perhaps?) adds a fabulous natural sweetness so the tea requires no additional sugar, and it makes me cozy in my bed.

Unfortunately, I am almost out. Unfortunately, I’m not Julia Allison so I can’t get it for free for telling you how awesome it is. The only thing I get for free from Aveda is hugs from Tobias.

Capybaras are cute like Ewoks are cute

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:56:23 +0100

That means I want six or seven.

Yes, I am vain, but yes, I do have awesome hair

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:53:23 +0100

I would like to learn to make pasta

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:29:03 +0100

I would also like to be able to watch the Good Eats episode entitled Wonton Ways, but the only copy of it available on the internet is blocked in my country. Cool!

Sometimes I get sick and spend all weekend curled up in bed watching Extreme Engineering and Good...

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 04:44:21 +0100

Sometimes I get sick and spend all weekend curled up in bed watching Extreme Engineering and Good Eats on YouTube and fall asleep next to you which makes feeling like shit suck a whole lot less.

Happy Birthday, David Foster Wallace

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:49:01 +0100

:( miss you

Lady, sorry, but your coat is on inside out and you smell like a discount perfume counter. Oh,...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:58:26 +0100

Lady, sorry, but your coat is on inside out and you smell like a discount perfume counter.

Oh, okay.