February 21st, 2009
This is Hollan who I met one night when I was really drunk and mistook him for some other guy named Jimmy who had given me his number on the U2. I started calling Hollan by the name Jimmy at that point in time, and haven’t stopped since, even though he’s not a creeper like the first Jimmy was. Jimmy hooks me up with delicious kebab and free french fries at all hours of the night between 10 PM and 5 AM. We love Jimmy.

This is Hollan who I met one night when I was really drunk and mistook him for some other guy named Jimmy who had given me his number on the U2. I started calling Hollan by the name Jimmy at that point in time, and haven’t stopped since, even though he’s not a creeper like the first Jimmy was. Jimmy hooks me up with delicious kebab and free french fries at all hours of the night between 10 PM and 5 AM. We love Jimmy.