June 2009
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LEIBNIZ APOTHEKE IS ON KANT STRAßE
I found it humorous.
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UPDATE: We are literally stuck at Sony Center
Thanks.
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I just accidentally stumbled into the middle of...
I think the exact phrasing was “gay hell”
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Because CSD is taking place...
The cab that Sarah and I are taking to Sony Center just went past the Scientology Kirche. Major giggles. Legitimately didn’t know one of those existed here.
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In the best 24 hr eatery in Berlin
Me: sorry, recharging my phone took priority over your ipod
Sarah: let's take a look at this. Your phone is going to die every five minutes because you're a nineteen year old girl sitting here in your Middlesex Hunting Club shirt and pearls playing Sally's Spa
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And really I feel like such a crybaby but I've...
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I just need a hug and to know that my summer isn't...
This summer was supposed to be the be-all-end-all of summers and now I’m stuck in bed for the entire thing. I can’t take it. I can’t take feeling so disconnected from the world and the city. I’m not someone who can be this isolated from everything. This summer was supposed to be incredible. Now I don’t know what it is going to end up being.
I’m trying to have a...
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Sometimes, a girl just needs her Emerson.
Yeah, I love my dad.
Apple Juice
lieslieslies:
I love apples and apple related drinks (BTW if anyone can get ahold of Lift [the drink] or any other ‘apfelsaftschorle’ and is willing to send it to me, well, I would do something rad for you).
Anyway, I haven’t had apple juice in a while and I bought some Minute Maid and the first swig immediately tasted like alcohol. For a good two years I would mix apple juice and Capt. Morgan....
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Currently, I’m laying in my own bed, waiting for Sarah Woods to get back from Deutsche Bank and Kaisers. It’s nice to have a little sister to run my errands for me.
Anyway, I’m tapering off the Vicodin as it has me nauseated 24/7 and I think today (or tomorrow once I get a wheelchair?) I’m going to go get my iPhone. Word.
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Emmz: What's wrong?
Me: I'm cold and it smells like poop.
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“You were reading a book called ‘Commitment Issues’”
– Sarah Woods
excuse me while i throw up
i can’t tell if it’s all the pain i’m in or something else. oejhtguysgyusgd.
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Too much Frou Frou
Me: Please stop it. I can't handle this.
Emmz: Handle what?
Me: Feeling like I'm in the movie Garden State.
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Me: The word perishable makes no sense. Perishable things are already dead.
Margz: Yes, but when a human has perished we think of it as useless. When a cow dies we think of it as food.
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Furthermore, I'm debating not even bringing my...
As then I wouldn’t technically have to check anything. I was thinking about bringing my two giant suitcases and checking them (empty) so that I could bring back a million things (i.e. clothing and my down comforter) but pulling a Jeff and bringing nothing and just bringing back giant saran wrapped plastic containers kind of sounds even better.
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Things that are remaining in Berlin during my...
- My Macbook Pro, as awaiting me at my parents house is my brand new netbook, ready to be hackintoshed (lol hackbook) - All of my shoes except the ones on my feet - All of my clothing except the outfit I have on and two pairs of blue jeans (No jacket. Maybe I should rethink this and check the weather in Boston, before making this decision) - My camera - My hairbrush - Everything else that is...
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I'm not even taking a plastic bag filled with...
I have no liquids to bring. I’m winning at this packing game so hard.
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I threw up no less than 12 times at Berghain last...
After four and a half hours of sleep, I’m now going to go make dumplings (shh, it’s a surprise!)
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If KaDeWe goes under, I'll be such a depressed...
File under ways Arcandor’s bankruptcy could interrupt my life.
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“I would like to accuse the Church. I accuse the Roman Catholic Church of Quebec...”
– Leonard Cohen
This section is the part of Beautiful Losers I was trying to talk about last night at Wok Show but couldn’t paraphrase properly.
my breasts are aching
(via jaimeleighfairbrother)
I’m actually jealous as that’s a sign that they’re growing, correct?. Mine are shrinking, or so it appears. There are (very minor) perks to this occurrence and a whole lot of disadvantages (mainly that I absolutely love my breasts at their current size).
Did I ever plug My Home Is Awesome?
I don’t think I did. Although untouched for about a month now, what is there is fantastic and I expect that we can see a revival of posts sometime soon.
Check it out here.
Wok Show Heute Abend
Few things are better than 20 dumplings for €5
Ich möchte ein Fahrrad
I'm going to be in America when the new iPhone is...
But I will be getting one upon my return to Berlin.
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RE: Saturday Night
I forgot to mention this, somehow. I took the S-Bahn to The Bird on Saturday (the S9, which goes straight from Warschauer to Treptow, diagonally bypassing Ostkreuz by about 100 meters. There were fireworks going on over Treptower Park, and suddenly the conductor came on over the loud speaker, announced that there were fireworks on the left side of the train, and turned off all the cabin lights so...
THEY ARE COOKING A MEATBALL FOR 5 HOURS
140 kgs worth of beef. My mind is so blown by this Galileo shit on ProSieben.
There’s a 70 cm, 11.2 kg doner kebab on TV right now. There was also a massive burrito (15 kg, I think) and a giant pizza that had to be lowered by a crane. They’re now making a giant (5 meter, 18.2 kg) schnitzel. I love German television and am now starving.
It’s 11 AM here and the church bells around the corner are going off loudly. I’m not sure why I’m awake and watching the Disney Channel right now, but it appears that I am. Despite approximately nine hours of sleep, I’m tired but still can’t quite manage to fall back asleep.
Last night was The Bird’s third birthday party. We headed over there and it was an...
Bad ideas that both my sister and I have had
Applying for a job at Ralph Lauren, because that would totally not cost either of us money.
Inadequacy
Me: you didn't get the job scooping ice cream?
Sarah: nope
Sarah: bitch.
Me: how can you be under-qualified for that?
Me: it's basically all you do at home
(just for you, mr. royale mit bacon)
Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.
'Let's go to Ikea for a family trip today. Eat...
Mom: Yesterday in the car, I was listening to that show, the one where you work your way up to a million dollars - 'So You Want To Be A Millionaire' or whatever. The question was "it is approximated that 10% of children in Europe are conceived on a bed made by this company" and I just screamed out "IKEA"
Me: You got it right
Steve Wiebe attempts to overtake Silly Bitchell... →