May 2009
46 posts
Yesterday, my adventures on Wikipedia went something like follows:
Oceans -> South Ocean -> Patagonian toothfish -> Réunion -> Chikungunya -> Biological warfare and subsets thereof
I’m about to start on the ‘List of unusual deaths’ as I’ve pretty much exhausted the pages on the Berlin U-Bahn.
Cars 2 set to be released in June 2011 →
Unlike Toy Story 3, the prospect of Cars 2 excites me.
Dear Internet,
Please illegally distribute Up in a language other than Russian. I am not feeling well and watching Pixar films seems to be the only cure.
Thank you,
Megan Elizabeth
There are only 18 days until I am in the loving...
She may be fifteen but she’s still my best friend.
When I woke up six hours ago, this song was...
The Mountain Goats - No Children
Tegel in an hour!
So excited. C’mon now. I bought the single best present ever too.
So I'm in love.
It kind of rocks.
“Who’d you rather be - The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?”
Kid606 - Be Monophobic with Me
“Bruno Latour, in a parable that remains well known, evoked Sokal’s vision...”
– Cusset’s French Theory
Missing your dead best friend is one of the most...
In the moments it hits, it hits hard.
It was really late okay.
I was walking home the other night, it’s about a twenty-five minute walk when you’re dawdling down the road, when I stopped to pat a cat. It was a greyish thing; plump and had a small head. It was sitting on a wall. A fence type thing. My height. It had a curled tail and a large middle and I thought, wait, is this a possum? It was a “surreal” (note my air quotation) moment....
I accomplished so much yesterday.
Trips to the US Consulate, Bürgeramt, and Deutsche Bank were all taken care of and the issue of how to stay here legally has started to be dealt with.
And today I have pink fingernails and I’m full of peach - passionfruit yogurt and somehow I always forget how really delicious yogurt is because it looks so disgusting. Life is good.
Nada Surf - Happy Kid
Reason #073 that I love Tobias, my colorist
He calls me his very own Agyness Deyn AND gives me hugs
BERLIN TUMBLRS
I’m looking for a 2-Zimmer-Wohnung (from August 1st) in Kreuzberg / Fhain / Neukölln - preferably in Graefekiez, Wrangelkiez, or along club central in Fhain. I’d also seriously prefer a fully furnished apartment, but am willing to take a teilmöbilert if the apartment is awesome.
So, if you know anyone looking to rent a flat, please put me in contact with them or have them email me and...
June 21st - July 3rd : Sarah takes on Berlin
My little sister is coming back with me after my six day trip to America. Fuck yes summer.
Noah: Frankly I was all high and mighty and moralistic about it when dragging you into a shower to clean throw up off of you in the middle of a December evening, but after the things I've done recently, I've realized, really in the scheme of things, it's not the worst of vices
Noah: or that vices aren't all that bad
Brent: when you're fucking a schizophrenic who sometimes believes the world is going to end in 12 hours, you get the feeling that she might not make the best mother
"Stop thinking Megan"
No matter how many times I say it, I can’t make it happen. Would taking another year off between high school and college be detrimental? Should I just swallow my pride and go to NYU and be miserable? Is attending University in Germany a terrible idea? I need a switch to turn off this shit.
Remember when Radiohead was good?
Radiohead -...
Being a blonde is for me pretty much the same as being a brunette was - both come with diminished opportunities to roleplay the victim in Alfred Hitchcock’s infamous Psycho shower scene.
“Tits are the event horizon of secondary sexual characteristics, as you approach...”
– The one and only KJ
Sarah: Know what I hate? How facebook is all like, "this gift is sold out!"
Sarah: It's a fucking picture.
Last night I was on the receiving end of some of...
But the bread. The bread was fantastic.
me: i just realized that i was hallucinating about an hour ago
me: but it didn't seem like i was hallucinating at the time
You know what I love? Lacan jokes. →
Elizabeth: I’m not going to sleep soon, I’m going to keep talking to you. It’s really hard to talk all night because then you get out of breath and don’t sleep well. When you don’t sleep well at night, you get crabby in the morning, like a monster. Know what happens if you don’t get enough sleep? You turn into a monster the next morning. Soon, in the morning, will it be tomorrow? Because my parents are going to pick me up tomorrow, after we go to the beach really quickly before you go to school.
Me: No, they’re picking you up in the afternoon, after you watch my lacrosse game!
Elizabeth: Me?
Me: Yep.
Elizabeth: And play!?
Me: No silly, watch the game!
Elizabeth: Oh, okay, good.
Me: Are you going to sleep now?
Elizabeth: Yes
Me: Goodnight.
“Similar to tricycles, summer, winter, autumn, spring, bruised knees, your first...”
– I Wrote This For You
About to go mail off applications for winter...
Everything became so much clearer over the past day. Here’s to staying in Berlin.