January 26th, 2012

HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 768 VIEWS?

I present to you: this dude claims to have clinical lycanthropy. No, Seriously.

(Source: youtube.com)

January 20th, 2012
I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about…. I’ve got information, man.

I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about…. I’ve got information, man.

January 18th, 2012
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January 17th, 2012

Today, I prepared 200 pork and shrimp dumplings.

Tomorrow, I’m making bagels.

My freezer is going to be full of awesome.

January 15th, 2012

I want french fries so badly right now, but there aren’t any in the freezer and I don’t have any potatoes. There are two Burger Kings four blocks away from my apartment, however Burger King fries taste like shit and I’m not getting on the subway to satisfy my hangover’s needs when even the thought of leaving my bed is daunting.